There have been 104 girls born in Georgia since 1990 named “Unique”.
5,507 female Abigails (and three boys!)
1,328 female Claires (and three boys!)
6,771 male Benjamins (and three girls!)
And then there are these:
Deeply Inappropriate Names:
1 girl named Penisha
1 girl named Insashable
14 girls named Lolita (I’m sorry, but Nabakov killed that name forever and it should be banned)
1 girl named Fetishia
1 girl named Blimish (first name Hester?)
14 girls named Latrina
1 girl named Shitrina
Odd but Kind of Cute Names:
1 girl named Laconzila (a giant, lazy lizard?)
1 girl named Twinkles
3 girls named Sparkles
1 boy named Blondie (what’s this poor kid supposed to do when his hair starts turning brown?)
2 girls and 1 boy named Vegas
1 boy named Trouble
Car Names:
2 girls named Ferrari
2 girls named Corvette
2 girls named Toyota
1 boy named Camaro (Do you think he has a mullet?)
Born to be a Geek Names:
1 boy named Samwise
Bad Use of Brand Names:
3 girls named Toshiba
12 girls and 1 boy named Wachovia Do they at least get their ATM fees waived?
1 boy named Teflon
20 girls named Ikea
2 girls named Nokia
10 boys named Courvoisier
Just Plain Weird:
1 girl named 99D
Good luck with those names, kids.